Mandy — the adult human with whom I share a house and also a cat or two or three and also a third, smaller human — balked at my suggestion of eating frozen pizza for dinner. To be totally fair to her, ...

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It was feeling your parents tense up with shock when Raphael said “Damn” in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ... the comics. The Turtles’ banter, their predilection for pizza, and even the ...