These hilarious birthday card messages are guaranteed to give them ... Even if your card has a sweet or silly sentiment printed inside, it is important not to just sign your name.

I thought that was the end of it. A few hours later, I was opening a birthday card she gave me, and it had money in it, with a note that said, “Money for Weight Watchers. Make some real change ...

The empty drugstore greeting card. The unfilled note section on your flower order. Glaring back and taunting you for a sentimental, tear-jerking birthday message. A birthday wish carries capital ...