Sega just killed one of the gaming world's most famous mascots-next to Mario, of course. With a heavy burden in our hearts, we're announcing that Sonic the Hedgehog has been killed by its parent ...

Okay, that is a bit harsh to Sonic--it's not his fault that Sega ... mascot's stretchy arms to grab enemies, climb ladders, swing from bar to bar, and propel yourself through its many colorful worlds.