"It has certainly made us think about the Cat Distribution System and its mysterious ways," the owner told Newsweek.

Woof — what happened to our headline?After ruff-ly five years of scouring X, formerly Twitter, to find the funniest posts ...

Morrison would be great for a runner or hiker or a family with kids or cats. He's 40 pounds of love and likes to play a lot.

Events in Bristol: The biggest guide to gigs, clubs, festivals and more. With lineups, venue details and entry times. Buy tickets from a trusted primary outlet.