Your d--- is so big, we can barely lift it, because it's covered in real gold — not the paint ... "Authoritarianism isn't just policies. It’s an aesthetic," he said. "The opulence of Medieval ...

"I don't mind them canceling pediatric cancer research, but I hope by the end of the term we can come up with a good gold paint substitute." Stewart surmised that the decor was there for a reason.