But this floofy black Cat with his tongue sticking out is making me practically sob with want because he's so cute, he doesn't even look real. I want this weirdo Studio Ghibli cartoon drawing Cat now.

Also, here’s our PEOPLE Pets editor Kelli Bender trying out a tool that lets people groom their cats with a prosthetic cat tongue. Now, at some point, you’re probably going to ask why this is ...