Unicorns are real. Yes, that is a factual sentence ... ‘I’ll Always Put My Dog Before Any Relationship’ Do You Think Your Cat Is Related to the Royal Cats of Ancient Egypt?

In Japan, however, the game has been censored to instead have "purple toy juice" splatter across the screen when you slay evil unicorns aboard your trusty sentient hovercraft as a murderous cat.

“Dr. Heuring said there is no real reason at this time for the unicorn tail to be removed ... usual puppy worms he got meds for.” Momma Cat Gladly Accepts Abandoned Puppy into Her Feline ...